Cider beyond belief, cider beyond compare
Super Cider Squeezy, pretend it's quality and care
Leaves and twigs and rocks, liquid from a cat
Filling up the cider mugs with this and that
It was hard to take the Thenardiers' musical number seriously in Les Miserables; I kept expecting Flim and Flam to pop up in the background and sing a verse about if yours has got rocks in it, bless your heart, that is the most nutritional part.
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