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Fire The Party Cannon!

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People ask me why I love Texas, and I say it's because I can tell folks that there was a time when the President of The Republic decided to move the capital to a city named after him, so he sent the Texas Rangers to steal the National Archives, but they were foiled when a local bawdyhouse keeper ran outside in her underwear in the middle of the night and tried to shoot them in the face with a cannon-- as you do-- and now she's a Hero of The Archive War with her own statue just down the road from the tallest Capitol building in the Western Hemisphere... and that's a real thing that really happened, y'all can look it up. Means I can tell you just about anything about Texas, and you ain't ever gonna be sure how much of it is real or not, because a goodly portion of our actual real history is just total and complete bullshit.

This here photo is entirely appropriate, because the Motto of Texas is Friendship, and lemme tell y'all, it sure enough is magic.

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Austin is best city.