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I Wasn't Prepared For This

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Remember when they discovered the Elements of Harmony? How everypony else got a gorget/collar, but Twilight got a tiara? They've been setting this up *since Episode 2*.

Tumblr version: here.
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I was prepared to do my best
To pass the merchandising test
And reach Episode 66
But I wasn't prepared for this

Three more seasons would have been a breeze
Ratings figures I recite with ease

--Not even counting iTunes downloads and YouTube viewers, the MLP Season 3 premier was viewed by 601,000 people on The Hub, a year-to-year increase of 204%!
--She is correct!

I can clear the shelves at Toys R Us
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will we be canceled or renewed?
I can't be sure...

--She can't be sure...

My fan base is loyal, my market share huge
Our success is pure

--Our success is pure

I was sure I'd be Princess eventually
I just didn't think it would be in Season Three
So no I wasn't

--Oh no, she wasn't

No I wasn't

Prepared... for this!
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W0nderbolts's avatar
she's thinking "screw this, im going to be evil now"